2+ Funny Little Suspect Jokes

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!