Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

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What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch