Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.