Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog?

Naaaaagggghhhhhhh.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.