Turd Jokes

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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