A poodull
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
For identification.
Because it has a turd in it.
The bucket
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
They both went up in flames.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
Because he kneaded a poo.
He was kneading a poo.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
He can turn fruits to vegetables
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.
Clowns Without Borders.
In the trunk of a car.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
