A poodull
Because it has a turd in it.
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
They go on peck-nics!
Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
A Moleionaire
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
You planet
The Jets.
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
New Jersey picked first.
Because the trees break wind.
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
