A poodull
Because it has a turd in it.
Squish it in your hand.
Because it's a turd!
Bran He is Hodorless
Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
Dog turds without borders
A Kylo Ren Book
He doesn't pick up after himself.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Spit, swallow, gargle.
E.T. phoned home.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
A-Men.
He exploded.
Rectoplasm.
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
