What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's J.D. Salingers favorite thing to have in a sandwich?

RYEbread....

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.