What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.