What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

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What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.