Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
To hide his booty.
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
The Lone Aardvark!
Moo.
Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.
Because that would be a para-dox.
Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*