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What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

What's brown ans sticky???

A stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.