What do men dream of?

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.