What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What is it called when you dream in color?

A chromatose

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Doublemint Jokes More Doublemint Jokes

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.