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Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.