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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.