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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.