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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

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What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.