How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".