Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

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It drives me nuts.

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Soup

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Because 1 more would have been 240...