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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.