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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.