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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!