Snow Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

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What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What do you call a giant elephant mafia boss that owns slaves?

Masta-Don.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.