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Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org