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Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.