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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.