What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

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How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.