How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution