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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!