How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more guys I promise.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!