Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.