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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train