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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in