Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.