Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.