Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.