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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.