Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

They vote

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

So I punched him in the head.