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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.