Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

CHING CHONG

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what