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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Oppose Jokes More Oppose Jokes

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what