Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What did the Chinese pirate say?

Awwlllll!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.