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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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What's the difference between racism and Chinese?

Racism has many faces

What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.