Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists