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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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Where do you find an enlightened mosquito?

In Bhuddapest

Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

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How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.