Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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A San Diego

What did A and B look for at the beach?

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Sandusky

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The reposts on reddit.

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She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

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A really good watch.

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Hebrewed his own

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.