Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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Fool proof!

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I see the sea...

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Because of the sand which is there.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Women.

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One if nobody is watching.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.