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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why do beaches not get sarcasm?

Because they always take things littorally

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Schlitz Jokes More Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.