Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
NOICE!!!!
Buckle get you a drink but not much else!
Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.
Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.
Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".
You sand it!
Because she nailed that Solo.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
About four beers
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
