Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
WATAAA
I drink because I am.
To get to the other tide
Because they might peel!
You sand it!
You can't gargle sand.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
He brews it.
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.