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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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You sand it!

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

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Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.