Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink?

Hey, where'd my Glascow

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.