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Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Because of all the sand which is there.

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A churro.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

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Well, there is a vast difference.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked?

There was no bikini atoll

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.