Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky