Schlitz Jokes

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.