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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!