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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!