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Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!