Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!