Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!