Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.