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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body