Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.