What is a mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree?

A Country

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.