How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

Decay Jokes More Decay Jokes

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis