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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.