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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.