Just one with depression.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The one with the most branches!
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
Because they're in a depression.
Dracular degeneration.
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
To draw the curtains!
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!