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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.