How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What do you call a menstruating caucasian with depression?

Red, white and blue

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!