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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Depression Jokes More Depression Jokes

What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression?

Lonely ness.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Daylight Jokes More Daylight Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.