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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself