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What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*