What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.