Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
4 the home team
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
7-1. (World Cup)
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
With a culator
With a cowculator.
Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))
13 blackberries and 5 apples
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
It's beer pressure.
Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.
19. Got a problem with that?
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
