Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Babe, it's a valve!
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
An auction
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
19 Kids and Counting
