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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'