Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...