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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...