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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'