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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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Thor.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.