Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.