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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC