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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.