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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.