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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Who's there! Alan! Alan who?

Alan a good cause!