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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

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Who's there! Alan! Alan who?

Alan a good cause!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan