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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.