Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do