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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.