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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers