Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.
I'll be back in a jiffy
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT
Because OCT 31=DEC 25
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do