Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.