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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft