What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.