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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog