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What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What do you think you're doing?

The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.