What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A really big moth!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.