What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

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