Captain America Shield Jokes

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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What's Captain America's shield made out of?

What's Captain America's shield made of Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of Quicksilver.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian