Captain America Shield Jokes

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Who Loves Debates?

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's Hawkeye's Shield Made Out Of?

Quicksilver

What is Captain America's shield made of?

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Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right