What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

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What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y