Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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A Pastafarian.

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He just needed some space.

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They planet.

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We really do taste like chicken!

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She couldn't find the recipe.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.