Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What do you get from a frozen zombie?

Frost bite. D

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Tic Tac Toe Jokes More Tic Tac Toe Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.