Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Exoplanet Jokes More Exoplanet Jokes

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

8 Year Old Daughter Jokes More 8 Year Old Daughter Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.