A tic tac
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
My toe sis!
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
A monster coming out of the closet
On a piece rate.
Toucan play at that game!
Toucan
Because he ate too much of them.
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.
Because they want the D.
D, M, C, and A.
