Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on Valentine's Day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Garlic Jokes More Garlic Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!