Tic Tac Jokes

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

An impasta!

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What did the underweight onion say to the garlic?

No more light bulb jokes!

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)