Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...