How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

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Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)