Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Where can you find baby dwarfs?

At a dwarfanage

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back