Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team?

He kept getting pyro-technicalities.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.