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Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dunn Walking!!!

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What the band's name?

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Icee.

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A blind man...

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She kicked the bucket!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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Make me one with everything*

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What did one computer say to the other?

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