Nudist Beach Jokes

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

Semillon Jokes More Semillon Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing