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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Mammarie Jokes More Mammarie Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!