How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.