How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!