How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.