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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin