What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.