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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Centaur Jokes More Centaur Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.