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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.