Wok Jokes

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call a hard working man whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do Asians do when they have erections?

They vote

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.