He woks.
Take a wok.
Cha Ching!*
Panda-monium.
Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
Because Americans use imperial unit system.
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
They work it out with a pencil.
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.