Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.