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Different Kind Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.