Different Kind Jokes

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Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Tub Jokes More Tub Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!