How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...