How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.