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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.