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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.