How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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An Ambulance Armstrong

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

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On crotches.