It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
It grows a Moostache.
He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Alt+Right
He left his foot on the clutch.
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Depends.
Doubloons.
In his buccaneer.
Because they cant find the point.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
He was buying drinks.
Ho, ho, ho!