Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

German Guy Jokes More German Guy Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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