Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

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What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What does an old lady's crotch taste like?

Depends.