Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A carb-o-rater
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
A Brazillion!!!
Everyone takes him for granite.
None, they were all minerals.
They all have phones.
Nobody takes him for granite.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Diet and exorcise.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
Four. O, double-u and e.