Nutritionist Jokes

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Rock Johnson Jokes More Rock Johnson Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Johnson Jokes More Johnson Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.