Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
A carb-o-rater
Nobody takes him for granite.
Everyone takes him for granite.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Addadictomy.
A spider
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Because they pump-kin
They're scared of Wales.
The tea towel
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
