Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Dwayne Johnson
He's been living under The Rock.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Clearly not this one!
Irrelephant.
A bipolar bear.
Current events.
A topical rainforest.
A carb-o-rater
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
He uses the best ingredients.
