Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do men like blonde jokes?

Because they can understand them.

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.