Dwayne Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all