Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
The letter P.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
He's been living under The Rock.
A topical rainforest.
Stephen Hawking after a housefire.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Dwayne Johnson
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
A spider
He took his wife for granite.
Because he takes it for granite.
