Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Everyone takes him for granite.
Like a ROCK Star.
He couldn't get the saddest fraction.
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
His left shoulder
Not enough minerals.
He's been living under The Rock.
Dwayne Johnson
Clearly not this one!
When Jesus cleared the temple.
Because he wasn't a Fin whale!
Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
It was tired of being taken for granite.
Because he took his job for granite.
