He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)
Eggs get laid only once
Eggs get laid at least once.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.