He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Because he found mercury in it.
M'genta
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
Accidentally hit submit before you
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)