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What did the redditor do to a post?

He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)