What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.