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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!